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Happy Third Birthday Conjure Oils!
On July 13th, Conjure Oils turns 3! It's been three intense, but amazing and wonderful years and I am certain we have many more in us. We're just getting started here!
Taking our inspiration from Conjure Oils itself for this update, we've expanded upon our Pick Yer Poison slogan and have created ten new sinister oils to celebrate the joyous occasion!
Please note, the only commonality that these oils have to anything toxic is in name only! They are, as always, skin safe. And since my Jiminy Cricket is still chirping, I feel compelled to remind everyone that perfume oil is not suitable for ingesting. Nor is it suitable for children, pregnant women, fur babies or people you just don't like.
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Pick Yer Poison!
Happy 3rd Birthday Conjure Oils!
Summer 2010
A celebratory Limited Edition line. Happy Birthday to CO!
Pricing
Available decanted in 5ml amber glass apothecary bottles with gorgeous full color glossy graphic labels.
Sorry - no pips of the Limited Editions will be made available. Thank you for understanding.
Purchase the entire set and receive a free
pip of Antidote!
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Pick Yer Poison - Summer 2010 - 5ml Bottle - $17.50
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A Strychnine Kiss*
I could kiss you to death!
Sparkling pomegranate wine, white patchouli, vanilla musk, pink gardenia and amber incense
* thanks to the Legendary Pink Dots for the inspiration! They're one of my favorite bands and can't recommend them enough!
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Achocolypse
Theobromine, the active ingredient in chocolate, is the chemical responsible for the sensation of falling in love. Too much of it is lethal. Can love, in large doses, do you in as well?
This is too much love, chocolate style. Really. White chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate truffle, cocoa nibs, rich cocoa butter and a splash of vanilla bean liqueur. Don't say I didn't warn you!
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Arsenic Ambrosia
Ahh... ambrosia. The immortality bestowing food enjoyed by gods and demi gods alike! Our ambrosia may not be on the menu on Mt. Olympus, but that doesn't make it any less divine - though you can probably forget the immortal part - ours has a little secret ingredient added to ensure that!
Billows of whipped cream ooze between layers of toasted coconut meat, crushed pineapple, candied walnuts, fresh mandarin orange slices and sweet tiny marshmallows and topped with a light dusting of nutmeg, cinnamon and something sinister.
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Cyanide Crumpets & Nightshade Jam
Fresh from the oven! Perfect for a picnic followed by a dirt nap.
Toasted crumpets slathered in almond butter and seeded blackberry and nightshade berry jam.
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Ella's Demons
A lysergic leap done the rabbit hole. This one is a morpher! If you could see it, it would leave trails of multicolored light.
Dirty hippie patchouli with swirls of psychedelic cinnamon, orange blossom, tonka, sweet fig and black currant.
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Ethernity
Inhale deeply and go under slowly... At last, sweet oblivion!
gossamer oleander, pale sandalwood, amber musk, honey grapefruit, dried poppy flowers and a single white rose.
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Man's Ruin
Doesn't matter if it's booze, sex, drugs, rock n' roll, fast cars, faster women, gambling or, well, you name it! All we can say is that this one is trouble!
Cracked leather, bourbon whiskey, honeyed tobacco and the lingering scent of danger and her perfume.
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O Caffeine!
You can sleep when you're dead!
A butter cream vanilla cupcake drizzled with caramel sauce and served with espresso and a devilish grin.
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Opium Tea
Opium has a reputation for being the poison of choice for poets, artists and dreamers. Let its warm haze wash over you with this
soporific mix.
Black opium, narcotic musk, aged vanilla tea resin, Tangiers myrrh and curls of sweet, white floral smoke.
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Venomenon
Fact: In the Victorian era poisoning was the method most preferred by gentlewomen to commit most heinous acts of murder.
Sugared Victorian tea rose, candied violet petals and sweet pink strawberry tea with cream obscure a dark heart of subtle red peppercorn and blackest amber.
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Pick Yer Poison - Summer 2010
will be available until the end of August 2010.
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Spring Time and Nursery Rhymes -
Welcome to the world Miss Lucina Rose!
Spring 2010
A Limited Edition line to celebrate the new edition to the
Conjure Oils family - the birth of Miss Lucina Rose, daughter of Vajra and Sterling, born on April 29, 2010!
Libra rising, Scorpio Moon and Taurus Sun!
Pricing
Available decanted in 5ml amber glass apothecary bottles with gorgeous full color glossy graphic labels.
Sorry - no pips of the Limited Editions will be made available. Thank you for understanding.
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Spring Time and Nursery Rhymes - Spring 2010 - 5ml Bottle - $17.50
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All Around the Mulberry Bush
All around the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun.
Pop! goes the weasel.
A penny for a spool of thread,
A penny for a needle.
That's the way the money goes.
Pop! goes the weasel.
Up and down the City Road,
In and out of the Eagle,
That's the way the money goes.
Pop! goes the weasel.
Half a pound of tuppenney rice,
Half a pound of treacle,
Mix it up and make it nice,
Pop! goes the weasel.
juicy ripe mulberries, toasted rice and a trace of treacle warmed with fig and a light dusting of nutmeg and clove
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Bat Bat Come Under My Hat
Bat, bat, come under my hat,
And I'll give you a slice of bacon;
And when I bake,
I'll give you a cake,
If I am not mistaken.
Devil's food cake, chocolate ganache, Conjure Oils' Apothecary dragon's blood and jasmine blossom musk
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Curly Locks
Curly Locks, Curly Locks,
Will you be mine?
You shall not wash dishes,
Nor feed the swine,
But sit on a cushion
And sew a fine seam,
And sup upon strawberries,
Sugar, and cream.
raw sugar and vanilla bourbon extract are whipped into sweet cream clouds and served on fresh strawberry-filled tarts
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Hey Diddle Diddle
Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
crystallized ginger, Indian sandalwood, black amber, vanilla resin and coconut milk.
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The Itsy Bitsy Spider
Itsy Bitsy spider climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
Now Itsy Bitsy spider went up the spout again
Night Queen, lily of the valley, rain musk and ozone
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Little Miss Muffet
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey,
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away
steel cut oats, Conjure Oils' Apothecary Raw Honey, whole milk, succulent black raspberry and orange blossoms
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Mary Mary Quite Contrary
Mary Mary quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids all in a row.
red patchouli, mandarin orange, frankincense, vanilla blossom, tobacco leaf, brown sugar and pink peppercorns
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Ring Around the Rosy
Ring around the rosy
A pocketful of posies
"Ashes, Ashes"
We all fall down!
black rose incense, night blooming cereus, sweet pea, teakwood and orris root
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Star Light, Star Bright
Star Light Star bright,
The first star I see tonight,
I wish I may, I wish I might,
Have the wish I wish tonight.
stargazer lily, sugar cane, black amber, red patchouli, butter cream and black tea
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The Owl and the Pussycat
The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are, you are, you are,
What a beautiful Pussy you are."
Pussy said to the Owl "You elegant fowl,
How charmingly sweet you sing.
O let us be married, too long we have tarried;
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows,
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose, his nose, his nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.
"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling your ring?"
Said the Piggy, "I will"
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon.
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand.
They danced by the light of the moon, the moon, the moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.
honey rose, quince fruit, sparkling bergamot, sweet myrrh, a dark, calm sea and luminous moonlight musk
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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are?
Up above the world so high , like a diamond in the sky
When the blazing sun is gone, when he nothing shines upon,
Then you show your little light, twinkle, twinkle all the night.
Then the traveler in the dark, thanks you for your tiny spark,
He could not see which way to go, if you did not twinkle so.
In the dark blue sky you keep, and often through my curtains peep,
For you never shut your eye, 'till the sun is in the sky.
As your bright and tiny spark lights the traveler in the dark,
Though I know not what you are - twinkle, twinkle little star
valencia orange, golden frankincense, white amber, white grapefruit, opalescent musk and a shower of glowing sandalwood stars drifting in a deep labdanum and oud ocean
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What Are Little Girls Made Of?
What are little girls made of?
Sugar and spice,
And everything nice,
That's what little girls are made of.
steamed milk, chai spice, vanilla bean infused simple syrup and a sprinkling of powdered honey
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Spring Time and Nursery Rhymes - Spring 2010
will be available until the end of July 2010.
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