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Conjure Oils - Miss Victoria'a Atypical Teahouse and Marauding Mercantile

Very Victorian, decidedly deadly. Miss Victoria's is the place to go to order a cup of Earl Black tea (because Gray just wasn't dark enough) and to make sure you have the latest devices suited for turn of the century espionage or airship piracy!

Purchase

Fragrances in the Miss Victoria's collection are available in three sizes:

1/32 oz. Sample Pip - $3.50
5ml Brown Apothecary Bottle - $15
10ml Brown Apothecary Bottle - $25
10ml Clear Glass Roll-On with Black Cap - $25

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MISS VICTORIA'S ATYPICAL TEAHOUSE

BÊTE NOIRE BREW

Detested? Avoided? No matter! Revel in your rebellion!

honey infused with blue ginger sweetens blood red tea. Lychee, frangipani, night queen, haunted woods, Egyptian musk and golden copal round out this rogue remedy.

EARL BLACK

When Grey isn't dark enough!

Brilliant bergamot and smoked black tea leaves are deeply steeped releasing the subtle note of aged oak. Sugar cane and a drop of cream enhance the enticing aroma. A dark tea for dark thoughts.

JADE DRAGON

A rare treasure from the Silk Road.

Complex and warm. Yunnan gunpowder green tea is expertly blended with fragrant orange blossoms and fresh ginger then gently sweetened with raw sugar cubes infused with vanilla.

KRAKEN UP!

The creatures of the unfathomable deep offer up their own wicked homebrew.

Splinters of weathered wood from shattered ships, musty cargo washed ashore, black coconut hulls and vanilla incense are whipped into a dark and menacing froth by mighty tentacled arms.

PIRATE'S BREAKFAST

Avast ye! This here tea be Robust and harr-dy! So strong, the plank may indeed walk itself.

Assam and Keemun black tea leaves are steeped in spiced rum and served with fresh cream and more heaps of sugar than you can shake a cutlass at.

TEMPUS FUGIT TORTE

Time flies. Particularly when the dessert you're devouring is magnificent!

A solemn party celebrating the inevitable we all must face. Vanilla cake, butter cream frosting, melting ice cream and funeral incense.

MISS VICTORIA'S MARAUDING MERCANTILE

THE BEFUDDLING FAN

Simple enough at first glance – a pale, intricately carved sandalwood folding fan hailing from the Far East. However, these fans are perfumed with a special blend of botanical oils reputed to seduce would-be suitors and confound enemies alike.

Encase yourself in an enchanting cloud of white opium, ginger lily, Eastern temple sandalwood and a gentle haze of violet fog.

GEARS OF COGNITION

Crafting the blueprints to adventure can present a challenge. Tackle any endeavor with ease!

Meticulous musk, brassy amber, Hinoki cypress, Japanese matcha, olibanum, new leather, opoponax.

GEARS OF IMAGINATION

Stoke the boilers and get ready to take flight!

A bold and adventurous blend of red amber, oak leaf, steeped black tea, amber musk, aged leather and a dusting of cacao powder.

GEARS OF OBLIVION

The dark night of the hero's soul is inevitable, but those who are pure of heart will prevail!

Forlorn and weary willow, pale white tea, still water, black currant, fragile plum blossoms cradled by the soothing hope offered through the warmth of black sandalwood and ancient cedar.

GEARS OF VICTORY

To the victor belong the spoils!

A fanfare of citrus: bergamot, lemon peel, lime zest and orange rind gallantly grouped with triumphant tonka, High John the Conqueror, sweet champa blossoms, a crown of laurel and a drop of charismatic cinnamon leaf.

THE PERNICIOUS PARASOL

Merely touch the tip of the parasol to the skin of your assailant to render them immobile. Perfect accessory for ladies and ladies of easy virtue alike.

A cyanidic-inspired cocktail - cherry, plum and apricot are cloaked in black vanilla and slathered with bitter almond, tart green apple, d'anjou pear and the tiniest tinge of cassava.

PLAGUE DOCTOR

"Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes, ashes! We all fall down." Herr Doktor Schnabel von Rom has come calling! A pestilence-averting posy compounded with spices and herbs historically used to protect people (and their noses) from the horrendous effects of the Black Plague. Certainly a must for all pirates and marauders traveling to uncharted territories!

Bitter rue and wormwood are strewn on burning bundles of juniper, sage and laurel. Powdered Ceylon cinnamon, nutmeg and clove are then blended in with ambergris to sweeten the air from the scent of death.

THE SHADOWY SHAWL

A gorgeous crocheted black lace shawl. Slide it over your shoulders and slip silently through the night.

sweet patchouli, amber incense, ginger musk, moonflowers and black sandalwood.

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Please note that Plague Doctor is a perfume and not intended to treat or prevent any illness.